Daeron Elensar's The Ballad of Fagan von Feld

From Loranon

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Fagan
Looking so down in the dumps
Every gnome here’d love to bang you Fagan
Scratching and punishing your rump
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why

Noooooooooooo ooooooonnnnnneeeeeee fights like Fagan
Wields a scythe like Fagan,
Pieces ogres through ribs with a scythe like Fagan
For he’s serving the order of Smashdor
Twinking a cleric beyond
You can ask any Tordek or Mialee
And they’ll tell you who’s team they’d prefer to be on!