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Today, I was told that I had a reputation as a killer-DM. Today, I was told that I had a reputation as a killer-DM.
-I would like to take this moment to speak out against this un-earned+I would like to take this moment to speak out against this un-earned reputation. Examples of events that have happened in my games where a PC died or was turned into an NPC:
-reputation. Examples of events that have happened in my games where a+
-PC died or was turned into an NPC:+
-* A character took off all his armor and wielded level-inappropriate+* A character took off all his armor and wielded level-inappropriate weapons to fight a fully-armed and armored fighter of equal level in solo combat. Even when the character saw that he couldn't win, he didn't run away (which he could have done successfully with the fighteronly able to move 20' versus his 30').
-weapons to fight a fully-armed and armored fighter of equal level in+* A character, after witnessing a lich being bathed in a largeshadow-flame from which it was difficultly coaxed out of decided toreach into the vortex of pure negative evil and was struck dead from20d6 negative energy damage.
-solo combat. Even when the character saw that he couldn't win, he+* A character cast a fireball at Death, who was very peaceful and onvacation. 'Nuff said.
-didn't run away (which he could have done successfully with the fighter+* A group of adventurers, after having defeated the main boss of adungeon and completing their objective decided to explore the rest ofthe dungeon while low on health and out of spells. They stumbled into apair of ogre zombies and were executed.
-only able to move 20' versus his 30').+* A character, drunk on the possibility of power, formed an agreementwith a vampire to slay priests of a local temple. He employed a localstable boy to deliver a note with Explosive Runes cast on it to thetemple. A priest opened the note on the spot, killing both the priestand the stable boy. Unfortunately for the character, temples usuallyhave access tohttp://muc.muohio.edu/~beckmd/dndspells/getspell.php?spellid=493
- +
-* A character, after witnessing a lich being bathed in a large+
-shadow-flame from which it was difficultly coaxed out of decided to+
-reach into the vortex of pure negative evil and was struck dead from+
-20d6 negative energy damage.+
- +
-* A character cast a fireball at Death, who was very peaceful and on+
-vacation. 'Nuff said.+
- +
-* A group of adventurers, after having defeated the main boss of a+
-dungeon and completing their objective decided to explore the rest of+
-the dungeon while low on health and out of spells. They stumbled into a+
-pair of ogre zombies and were executed.+
- +
-* A character, drunk on the possibility of power, formed an agreement+
-with a vampire to slay priests of a local temple. He employed a local+
-stable boy to deliver a note with Explosive Runes cast on it to the+
-temple. A priest opened the note on the spot, killing both the priest+
-and the stable boy. Unfortunately for the character, temples usually+
-have access to+
-http://muc.muohio.edu/~beckmd/dndspells/getspell.php?spellid=493+
I don't kill PCs; foolish players kill PCs. I don't kill PCs; foolish players kill PCs.
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Killer DM

Today, I was told that I had a reputation as a killer-DM. I would like to take this moment to speak out against this un-earned reputation. Examples of events that have happened in my games where a PC died or was turned into an NPC:
  • A character took off all his armor and wielded level-inappropriate weapons to fight a fully-armed and armored fighter of equal level in solo combat. Even when the character saw that he couldn't win, he didn't run away (which he could have done successfully with the fighteronly able to move 20' versus his 30').
  • A character, after witnessing a lich being bathed in a largeshadow-flame from which it was difficultly coaxed out of decided toreach into the vortex of pure negative evil and was struck dead from20d6 negative energy damage.
  • A character cast a fireball at Death, who was very peaceful and onvacation. 'Nuff said.
  • A group of adventurers, after having defeated the main boss of adungeon and completing their objective decided to explore the rest ofthe dungeon while low on health and out of spells. They stumbled into apair of ogre zombies and were executed.
  • A character, drunk on the possibility of power, formed an agreementwith a vampire to slay priests of a local temple. He employed a localstable boy to deliver a note with Explosive Runes cast on it to thetemple. A priest opened the note on the spot, killing both the priestand the stable boy. Unfortunately for the character, temples usuallyhave access tohttp://muc.muohio.edu/~beckmd/dndspells/getspell.php?spellid=493
I don't kill PCs; foolish players kill PCs.
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