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| beckmd: If you use at least 40 babies, you get the wailing babies special attack<br /> | beckmd: If you use at least 40 babies, you get the wailing babies special attack<br /> | ||
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| + | wardtd: What would you do with one baby golem? I feel like you'd need more<br /> | ||
| + | beckmd: There are currently strick golem control | ||
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| + | wardtd: How does a baby golem stack up to other golems? | ||
| + | beckmd: It would beat the pants off an iron golem. A flesh golem takes any kind of flesh; orc flesh, people flesh, but baby golems are much more powerful.The manual is full of dead baby jokes. If you cast silence on it it goes berserk, if you cast earthquake on it it gets the don't shake the baby attack. It also has a 5% chance of dying of SIDS every round. | ||
| + | scottbp: You have to watch out for its Cloudkill attack. | ||
| == Fun With Slang == | == Fun With Slang == | ||
| goodmp: I was looking at a page of noir phrases, and women's legs are "Gateway Sticks" | goodmp: I was looking at a page of noir phrases, and women's legs are "Gateway Sticks" | ||
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Forshantir Dreams
wardac: You are giving me a +5 Keen Flaming Burst Dwarven Waraxe, right?
beckmd: In your Forshantir Dreams.
Pete Giving Away Loot
ferrispc: As a neutral good cleric of a lawful good deity (Heironeous), I find it totally unacceptable that any of us should profit from this while the people of Dormantown and Shorn have suffered so much. I will donate my share of the treasure to the people of Dormantown and Shorn as a meager effort to atone for the sins unleashed upon them by previous adventurers.
Bisquick wanting to become a wizard
beckmd: Natural 20
wardac: confirm, confirm that shit, crit me mother fucker... crit that shit motherfucker!
Beck sending over leveled encounters at us
ohlrj: I hate it when he does that, you know he has wood right now
Rick making promises he can't keep
ohlrj: (6:12 PM) For repairing my bow, I'm not going call you an asshat all night.
Kladunk Battlemaster (Fighter) on trapfinding duty
Should I stomp again? Maybe I failed my stomp check.
On Languages
Beck: Do you speak Orcish?
Biscuit: I speak Spanish.
Fun With Golems
wardtd: I was thinking they were trying to make some kind of...baby golem
beckmd: Oh man! I gotta write that down!
beckmd: It takes 30 babies to make a baby golem, and like two weeks
beckmd: Watch out for their vomit attack
beckmd: If you use at least 40 babies, you get the wailing babies special attack
wardtd: What would you do with one baby golem? I feel like you'd need more
beckmd: There are currently strick golem control
wardtd: How does a baby golem stack up to other golems?
beckmd: It would beat the pants off an iron golem. A flesh golem takes any kind of flesh; orc flesh, people flesh, but baby golems are much more powerful.The manual is full of dead baby jokes. If you cast silence on it it goes berserk, if you cast earthquake on it it gets the don't shake the baby attack. It also has a 5% chance of dying of SIDS every round.
scottbp: You have to watch out for its Cloudkill attack.
Fun With Slang
goodmp: I was looking at a page of noir phrases, and women's legs are "Gateway Sticks"
