PC:Amusing Quotes
From Loranon
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Forshantir Dreams
wardac: You are giving me a +5 Keen Flaming Burst Dwarven Waraxe, right?
beckmd: In your Forshantir Dreams.
Pete Giving Away Loot
ferrispc: As a neutral good cleric of a lawful good deity (Heironeous), I find it totally unacceptable that any of us should profit from this while the people of Dormantown and Shorn have suffered so much. I will donate my share of the treasure to the people of Dormantown and Shorn as a meager effort to atone for the sins unleashed upon them by previous adventurers.
Bisquick wanting to become a wizard
beckmd: Natural 20
wardac: confirm, confirm that shit, crit me mother fucker... crit that shit motherfucker!
Beck sending over leveled encounters at us
ohlrj: I hate it when he does that, you know he has wood right now
Rick making promises he can't keep
ohlrj: (6:12 PM) For repairing my bow, I'm not going call you an asshat all night.
Kladunk Battlemaster (Fighter) on trapfinding duty
Should I stomp again? Maybe I failed my stomp check.
On Languages
Beck: Do you speak Orcish?
Biscuit: I speak Spanish.
Fun With Golems
wardtd: I was thinking they were trying to make some kind of...baby golem
beckmd: Oh man! I gotta write that down!
beckmd: It takes 30 babies to make a baby golem, and like two weeks
beckmd: Watch out for their vomit attack
beckmd: If you use at least 40 babies, you get the wailing babies special attack
Fun With Slang
goodmp: I was looking at a page of noir phrases, and women's legs are "Gateway Sticks"
