PC:Amusing Quotes

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Forshantir Dreams

wardac: You are giving me a +5 Keen Flaming Burst Dwarven Waraxe, right?
beckmd: In your Forshantir Dreams.

Pete Giving Away Loot

ferrispc: As a neutral good cleric of a lawful good deity (Heironeous), I find it totally unacceptable that any of us should profit from this while the people of Dormantown and Shorn have suffered so much. I will donate my share of the treasure to the people of Dormantown and Shorn as a meager effort to atone for the sins unleashed upon them by previous adventurers.

Bisquick wanting to become a wizard

beckmd: Natural 20
wardac: confirm, confirm that shit, crit me mother fucker... crit that shit motherfucker!

Beck sending over leveled encounters at us

ohlrj: I hate it when he does that, you know he has wood right now

Rick making promises he can't keep

ohlrj: (6:12 PM) For repairing my bow, I'm not going call you an asshat all night.

Kladunk Battlemaster (Fighter) on trapfinding duty

Should I stomp again? Maybe I failed my stomp check.

On Languages

Beck: Do you speak Orcish?
Biscuit: I speak Spanish.

Fun With Golems

wardtd: I was thinking they were trying to make some kind of...baby golem
beckmd: Oh man! I gotta write that down!

beckmd: It takes 30 babies to make a baby golem, and like two weeks

beckmd: Watch out for their vomit attack

beckmd: If you use at least 40 babies, you get the wailing babies special attack

Fun With Slang

goodmp: I was looking at a page of noir phrases, and women's legs are "Gateway Sticks"

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